review · 12 years ago
Turbo FAST - All’s Snail That Ends Snail
Like Ultimate Stick Fight, Turbo Racing League is game that really has no right to be as good as it is.
review · 12 years ago
Guncrafter - Build a Better Gun
Have you been playing vanilla Minecraft and thought, “Oh! I’d love to be able to craft a gun and just shoot up everything!”. No?
review · 12 years ago
Finding Teddy - Help the Girl Find Her Teddy in a Mysterious World
I always found pixelated games a step back from today’s real-word graphics, so I’m not so keen on playing most of them.
review · 12 years ago
Pocket Trucks - Portable, Gas-Guzzling Fun
With its 2D camera angle and (mostly) single-car challenges, I’d put Pocket Trucks on the fringe of the genre, but it’s still fun and I’m still absolutely terrible at it.
review · 12 years ago
Enemy Lines - Bait And Wait Combat
Your troops have arrived just outside of the enemy’s gates, and luckily only one foot soldier has paid any notice.
review · 12 years ago
Total Recoil - Action Packed Explosion Mania
There’s nothing so ultimately satisfying than wearing a uniform and blowing up the bad guys.
review · 12 years ago
Combo Crew - A New Way To Fight
Beat ’em Up games have been a mainstay video game genre ever since the golden days of the arcade.
review · 12 years ago
Fast & Furious 6: The Game - Skip With Extreme Prejudice
That’s it. I’m putting my foot down. After Iron Man 3, a game that annoyed me so badly with its…
review · 12 years ago
Feed That Dragon - A Medieval Styled Physics Puzzler
Dragons don’t always have to be fierce fire-blowing frightful creatures that are hunted down.
review · 12 years ago
Monsterama Planet - Engaging Game But Missing The Magic
A sequel to the popular Monsterama Park, Monsterama Planet is all about accidentally landing on an alien planet and helping its indigenous creatures rebuild their civilization.
review · 12 years ago
Fire & Forget Final Assault - Steer Clear Of This Road Wreck
While Carmaggedon is often credited with having done the best job of blending violence and driving, it’s certainly not the first title to do so.
review · 12 years ago
Ultimate Stick Fight - Sticks And Swords And Dumpsters
Ultimate Stick Fight is a charming title. I’ve never used that term for a video game before, but it feels right, so that’s what we’ll go with.
review · 12 years ago
Epic - Movie Magic, Game Inertia
Iron Man 3, Rio, and The Dark Knight are just few of the games that have tie-ins with movie releases.
review · 12 years ago
Stick Stunt Biker 2 - Good Casual Fun
It’s always strange to play a sequel when you haven’t so much as downloaded the OG.
review · 12 years ago
Some time in the not-so-distant future, a typical day in the office will have evolved into something much more sinister and intolerable.
review · 12 years ago
Bejeweled Blitz - A Beloved Classic On Steroids
My first love affair with puzzle games came with Popcap’s iconic game, Bejeweled.
review · 12 years ago
One Epic Knight - A Humorous Runner That Falls Flat
Most endless runner games have one thing in common. They provide high entertainment value.
review · 12 years ago
Daddy Was A Thief - Lighthearted Entertaining And Enjoyable Action Game
Daddy’s just lost his job and decided, in these tough economic times, that robbing the casino and a few apartments along the way is the best way to keep the wife happy.
review · 12 years ago
Sonic The Hedgehog - A Tale Of Two Sonics
I know this is only tangientally related, but forgive an old man his yarns: The Christmas I got my Sega Genesis was easily a top ten moment in my childhood. Maybe a top five.
review · 12 years ago
Dark Avenger - Good Gameplay, Bad Freemium
I’m still kind of going back and forth on what I think about Dark Avenger.
review · 12 years ago
The Room - A Compact Conundrum
Leaning back in your chair, you take a long, slow, contemplative puff on your wooden pipe hoping to receive some sort of enlightened revelation as to how to proceed next.
review · 12 years ago
Can Knockdown 3 - An Industrial Carnival
When you think of carnival games you certain images spring to mind, whether it be the strong man contest trying to get the bell to ring or throwing darts at balloons to win stuffed animals.
review · 12 years ago
Carmageddon - Drive Angry, Drive Crazy
Playing Carmageddon on the PC as a child, I remember squealing with delight as I ran over hapless pedestrians, smashed into fellow drivers and totaled my car over and over again; what I don’t remember, however, is keeping score.
review · 12 years ago
Tekken Card Tournament - Deal Your Fate
A large, fuzzy, black and white panda standing on its hind-legs has been staring you down for the past few minutes.
review · 12 years ago
Blitz Brigade Online FPS Fun - Team Fortress Redux
As much as I don’t want to admit it — mostly because as a jaded, grouchy old game reviewer, I’m supposed to have experienced everything mobile gaming has to offer Blitz Brigade absolutely floored me.
review · 12 years ago
Toy Defense 2 - A Battle In Your Toybox
Tower Defense will be a sub-genre of video games that will never get old. Ever since the olden days of Warcraft III and Rampart days people have flocked to this specific style of strategic challenges.
review · 12 years ago
2020: My Country - Brings Out The Ambitious Streak In You
Simulation games are not everyone’s cup of tea, but developers of 2020: My Country have managed to design a massive city building game that’s simply too hard to ignore.
review · 12 years ago
2Fuse - Sixty Seconds of Frantic Fun
Puzzle games are great for having fun while putting your mind to work. Most times, I would want to take my time with solving puzzles because, well, they’re a bit hard to crack.
review · 12 years ago
RE-VOLT Classic Premium - The Incredible Shrinking Racer
My relationship with — and opinion towards — RE-VOLT classic is a complicated thing indeed. Kart racers, from the ubiquitous Mario Kart series to forgotten gems like Beetle Adventure Racing, are pretty hard to screw up.
review · 12 years ago
House Of The Dead Overkill: LR - Headshots All The Way
I was of the impression that rail shooters aren’t really worth gamers’ time – after all, your character’s movements are predefined, and all you can do is aim and shoot at enemies who come at you from a single direction.
review · 12 years ago
Flying Bob - When Physics Isn’t Your Friend
The touch screen technology on smart phones have changed the way we use and do stuff on our phones forever — this includes games.
review · 12 years ago
Angry Birds Friends - Murderin’ Swine With Your Buddies
It’s kind of hard to dislike a company like Rovio. Here we have a game developer who in a lot of ways legitimized mobile devices as a gaming platform and made millions doing it despite a lack of shady business practices.
review · 12 years ago
Boulder Dash-XL - Manual Labor is Fun!
From Dig-Dug to Minecraft, it’s been clear from pretty much the beginning that mining has a permanent place in gaming’s heart.
review · 12 years ago
Cube - A Throwback To A Classic Puzzle
If you were old enough to be around in the 80’s, then you surely will remember a toy called the Rubic’s cube.
review · 12 years ago
Talisman Prologue HD - A Lonely Quest
Yaarg, the troll, stands amidst a glade of ancient trees in the evening sun slowly scratching the side of his over-sized head.
review · 12 years ago
Dungeon Hunter 4 - Hope Your Real Job Can Pay For Your Virtual One
Gameloft is one of the pioneering Android game development/publishing houses in the world who have, over the past couple of years, put out a number of memorable high-production-value titles that have raised the bar for games on the platform.
review · 12 years ago
Fieldrunners 2 - This Explosive Action Packed Sequel Is A Class Apart
When Fieldrunners was released way back in 2011 on the Android platform, it received rave reviews from most critics, some even going on to call it the best Tower Defense game at the time.
review · 12 years ago
Iron Man 3 - Robbed By A Superhero
I’m not going to sit here and say Iron Man 3 is a great game, because it isn’t. It’s an okay game with a big IP attached to it and a big developer, Gameloft, running the engine.
review · 12 years ago
Wordsplosion - Guess Words As Fast As You Can
Word games can be very challenging if you don’t have a wide vocabulary, so it’s important that it’s presented in a fun, engaging way without being too difficult.
review · 12 years ago
Magicka - Elemental Combinatrix
One time long ago, on a planet far far away… Jawas – those short “oo-tay-dee” screamers who lived in the deserts of Tatooine – were actually wizards, and their drab brown robes once sported a wide array of colors.
review · 12 years ago
Into the Dead - Runnin’ Gunnin’ Zombie Fun
Here’s some Murphy’s Law for you: Your helicopter has crashed in a cornfield in the middle of god-knows-where.
review · 12 years ago
Cut the Rope: Time Travel - Candy Chomping Om Nom Travels Back In Time For Sweet Pleasures
When Cut the Rope was released way back in 2010, it was a phenomenal success.
review · 12 years ago
CSR Racing - Rule The Quarter Mile!
Before we go any further (because if you’re like me, you sometimes skip to the screenshots and get carried away), let me make it clear that CSR Racing is a drag racer — meaning that you only control gearshifts and NOS boosts; there’s no steering, braking or running opponents off the track.
review · 12 years ago
Nimble Quest - A Refreshing Rehash Of An Old Classic
What happens when you cross a Snake game with some powerful heroes?
review · 12 years ago
Mega Run Redford’s Adventure - A Bucketful Of Delight!
I don’t know why Redford is having a delightfully happy adventure in dreamy locations while his brother and sister remain kidnapped and locked up in a faraway land by a mysterious monster.
review · 12 years ago
Freeze! - A Dark Journey To The Unseen
It’s hard to find completely unique puzzle games these days, what with more games copying other popular ones.
review · 12 years ago
Ice Rage - High Sticking Encouraged
Ice Rage is proof positive that arcade-style sports games are a whole lot more fun when you can hit your opponent.
review · 12 years ago
Wipeout - Watch Out For The Big Balls!
It’s human nature to laugh till it hurts when you watch someone take a tumble… and no, it’s not just me — there are actual TV game shows based on this very premise.