review · 12 years ago
Frontline Commando: D-Day - Run And Shoot And Run And Shoot
Frontline Commando: D-Day is one of those games I can almost guarantee I’d never have tried if I hadn’t been asked to review it.
review · 12 years ago
Crumble Zone - A Blasting Frenzy Of Miniature Proportion
There’s a gargantuan number of shooting games in the Play Store, and that’s completely understandable.
review · 12 years ago
Worms 2: Armageddon - Prepare To Lose Hours
Sometimes it takes a couple of tries for a game to really click with me. With the Worms franchise, this started a year before the original Half-Life was released, started again around the time the XBox 360 launched, and ended today.
review · 12 years ago
Eufloria HD - Biodiversity’s Savage Fight For Survival Beautifully Rendered
Eufloria is unlike any real-time-strategy (RTS) game you’ve probably played before.
review · 12 years ago
Samurai vs Zombies Defense 2 - A Big-Headed Assault
Standing on the edge of a bridge, bathed in the cool glow of the moonlight, you patiently wait for the onslaught of bobble-headed Japanazombies.
review · 12 years ago
Nutty Fluffies Rollercoaster - One Helluva Ride!
Physics-based games are a dime a dozen in the Android universe, but only a few can stand out and retain attention among gamers.
review · 12 years ago
Protoxide: Death Race - Get Ready To Rocket And Roll!
There’s nothing subtle about Russian developer Herocraft’s new hovercraft racer — and for the most part, that’s a good thing.
review · 12 years ago
Enemy Strike - Swing And A Miss
You can’t play a game like Enemy Strike without feeling a shred of respect for the billions of faceless low-level henchmen you murder.
review · 12 years ago
Catapult King - Knock Down Towers And Rescue A Princess
The success of slingshot games like Angry Birds can be attributed to two things: simple game play and engaging characters.
review · 12 years ago
Alien Hive - Building An Alien Colony Is Bizarre, Yet Fun!
Most tile matching puzzle games have one thing in common: they are unending and pointless.
review · 12 years ago
Oil Rush - Hooked On The High Seas
To be clear from the beginning: Oil Rush is very, very good. So good, in fact, you could call it a yardstick for the next generation of mobile games.
review · 12 years ago
Mini Golf MatchUp - Put With Friends
Since the popularity of turn-based, network games like Draw Something and Words With Friends, I’ve always found games like these bring out the competitive side of me.
review · 12 years ago
Ravensword: Shadowlands - So-So Swordplay
A warrior with a mysterious past tears across the countryside in search of answers about his circumstances.
review · 12 years ago
The Conduit HD - Awesome Action At Throwaway Price
There is no dearth of games in the Google Play store. However, very few games are of good quality.
review · 12 years ago
Gun Bros 2 - Ballistic Badassery
Two beefy bros exchange ham-hock high fives as the overhead timer counts down, jump-ramps illuminating the sides of the arena in a neon yellow glow.
review · 12 years ago
Pet Shop Story: Easter - Bring On The Bunnies!
I always find it hard to stick to any world building that requires too much time befor I actually get “rewarded” for my time and patience.
review · 12 years ago
Manuganu - A 3D Side Scrolling Platform Runner You Can’t Ignore
Platform running games are quite repetitive in nature and don’t offer too much variety in gameplay. Nevertheless, their fast paced action gives you a huge head rush that keeps you coming back for more.
review · 12 years ago
Catcha Catcha Aliens - The Path Is Never Straight
If you’re into running games with a unique, colorful twist, check out Catcha Catcha Aliens. Don’t let the, er, catchy title fool you – this game is not messing around.
review · 12 years ago
Heroes Of Destiny - A Hollow Tale
After a long, grueling battle against Graank – the nefarious (but squat) king of the goblin horde – Tiberus removed his helmet and raised his shield to deflect the glare of the mid-day sun.
review · 12 years ago
Bladeslinger - Slash Your Way Through The Wild West
When I got my first Android device in 2011, I was appalled by the dismal state of the Android Market (as the Play Store was known back then), and particularly by the games available…
review · 12 years ago
Abyss: The Wraiths of Eden - A Spooky Underwater Adventure Set to Enthrall You
Abyss: The Wraiths of Eden is an underwater mystery adventure involving a lost city, missing people, hidden objects, and supernatural creatures.
review · 12 years ago
The Simpsons: Tapped Out - D’oh! Help Homer Rebuild Springfield!
It’s a hilarious world-building game as Springfield blows up — and Homer is completely blameless.
review · 12 years ago
Real Racing 3 - A Free Racer At A Price
If you grew up in the 90s Gran Turismo was the game to have. A self-styled ‘real’ driving simulator series that has sold over 65 million copies.
review · 12 years ago
Draw Wars Free - An Automated Victory
When two hot chicks wearing military fatigues guard your slogan, you know the game’s gotta be good.
review · 12 years ago
Temple Run: Oz - Great and Powerful Indeed
Following its Disney tie-up, Temple Run: Brave, Disney Mobile and Imangi has teamed up for the second time with Temple Run: Oz.
review · 12 years ago
Roby Tumbler - Your Anti-Gravity Hero Fix
Roby Tumbler is yet another physics-based arcade game with a new twist. With its quirky graphics and an even quirkier premise, this game is a class on its own.
review · 12 years ago
Star Wars Pinball - Force Multiplier
Darth Vader never imagined himself playing pinball. At first, the game was a simple distraction, granting him a brief respite from gratuitous displays of the force.
review · 12 years ago
FLASHOUT 3D - Hovercraft Racing At Its Fastest
Cars and motorcycles are fun to race in the real world, but if all your high-speed driving happens on a screen, why stick to asphalt?
review · 12 years ago
Catch The Candy - Not As Easy As It Sounds
Catch the Candy is another physics-based game that follows in the success of other similar games like Cut the Rope, but with a lot of these already in the Play Store, does this game offer something different?
review · 12 years ago
AVP: Evolution - They’re Back And On Android
God damn when these two made history, combining two of my favorite movie franchises, the parameters of my world shifted into a new Utopian position.
review · 12 years ago
Toy Story: Smash It! - A Light Buzz
Buzz Lightyear stands on a rickety wooden scaffolding, pondering his immediate future as a demolitions expert.
review · 12 years ago
Cordy 2 - Get Wired Into An Electrifying Universe
Platformers are tricky games to play. It needs to be challenging enough to not get boring too soon, but leave enough fun element so it’s worth coming back to again and again.
review · 12 years ago
Rescue Roby HD - An Engaging Puzzler For All Ages
It’s not easy building a game that all age groups will enjoy — it has to be easy to get into, yet challenge players and offer variety in terms of gameplay, and look good to boot.
review · 12 years ago
As the proverbial “horse you rode in on” turns-tail and abandons you in your greatest time of need, you unsheathe your absurdly humongous blade and focus on the approaching groans of the undead.
review · 12 years ago
Gangstar Rio: City of Saints - A Flat Faced GTA
If there’s one thing I hate it’s a copycat. That’s why Gangstar Rio has me so conflicted; how could I actually enjoy a game that is every inch a rip off of the GTA?
I’ll make no bones about it.
review · 12 years ago
Candy Crush Saga - A Sweet Escape
Candy Crush Saga not your ordinary match-three puzzle game. Cuteness doesn’t usually equate to a low level of difficulty.
review · 12 years ago
Rail Rush - A Thrilling Cart Ride
Despite the fact that it’s obviously inspired by Temple Run, Miniclip’s Rail Rush is not to be written off as a mediocre copy.
review · 12 years ago
Steampunk Racing 3D - Style Over Substance
There’s niche-targeted games, and then there’s Steampunk Racing 3D.
review · 12 years ago
King’s Bounty: Legions - Command Your Army To Greatness
The King’s Bounty series is back, and it’s on Android! For all you kids who were around in 2008, you might remember the PC title with the same name.
review · 12 years ago
Happy Jump - A Delicious Journey
There are tons of jumping games on the Play Store, with themes and characters ranging from tropical adventures to suburban mischief, it’s pretty easy to get confused as to which ones are really worth the download.
review · 12 years ago
Mission Of Crisis - When Furries Attack!
Two dogs slip into their military gear and strike-out to take on the evil forces of… cat zombies… in this simplistic and grammatically painful tap-and-shoot title.
review · 12 years ago
CKZ ORIGINS - A Less-Than-Ideal Mission
Zombies are a ton of fun until they catch up to you — so goes the saying.
review · 12 years ago
Heroes of Order & Chaos - Channel Your Justice
When I was younger, I used to play this game at the beach where I’d try to stay as close to the edge of the surf as possible while not actually getting wet.
review · 12 years ago
Prehistoric Park - Not Your Ordinary Theme Park
If you like playing Theme Park, then you’re definitely going to enjoy Prehistoric Park just as much.
review · 12 years ago
Real Soccer 2013 - Not As Real As You’d Expect
Usually when Americans think of sports, they think football, baseball, or basketball.
review · 12 years ago
What do we want? YEAAA! When do we want it? YEAAA! Hey wait, I just found a rock in my shoe. YEAAA! No seriously, it hurts… YEAAA! Guys, what’s wrong with you? YEAAA! Your mom just called and she… YEAAA! That’s it, I’m leaving.
review · 12 years ago
Rise Of The Blobs - A Fruit-Fighting Adventure
Rise of the Blobs is a puzzle game with quite a literal twist. Don’t let the fruity exterior fool you — this game is challenging as it is addictive.
review · 12 years ago
Have a rough day at work? Sick and tired of a meager middle-class existence? Up to your neck in political BS and just want to tell the world exactly how you feel?