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review · 12 years ago

Frontline Commando: D-Day - Run And Shoot And Run And Shoot

Frontline Commando: D-Day is one of those games I can almost guarantee I’d never have tried if I hadn’t been asked to review it.

review · 12 years ago

Crumble Zone - A Blasting Frenzy Of Miniature Proportion

There’s a gargantuan number of shooting games in the Play Store, and that’s completely understandable.

review · 12 years ago

Worms 2: Armageddon - Prepare To Lose Hours

Sometimes it takes a couple of tries for a game to really click with me. With the Worms franchise, this started a year before the original Half-Life was released, started again around the time the XBox 360 launched, and ended today.

review · 12 years ago

Eufloria HD - Biodiversity’s Savage Fight For Survival Beautifully Rendered

Eufloria is unlike any real-time-strategy (RTS) game you’ve probably played before.

review · 12 years ago

Samurai vs Zombies Defense 2 - A Big-Headed Assault

Standing on the edge of a bridge, bathed in the cool glow of the moonlight, you patiently wait for the onslaught of bobble-headed Japanazombies.

review · 12 years ago

Nutty Fluffies Rollercoaster - One Helluva Ride!

Physics-based games are a dime a dozen in the Android universe, but only a few can stand out and retain attention among gamers.

review · 12 years ago

Protoxide: Death Race - Get Ready To Rocket And Roll!

There’s nothing subtle about Russian developer Herocraft’s new hovercraft racer — and for the most part, that’s a good thing.

review · 12 years ago

Enemy Strike - Swing And A Miss

You can’t play a game like Enemy Strike without feeling a shred of respect for the billions of faceless low-level henchmen you murder.

review · 12 years ago

Catapult King - Knock Down Towers And Rescue A Princess

The success of slingshot games like Angry Birds can be attributed to two things: simple game play and engaging characters.

review · 12 years ago

Alien Hive - Building An Alien Colony Is Bizarre, Yet Fun!

Most tile matching puzzle games have one thing in common: they are unending and pointless.

review · 12 years ago

Oil Rush - Hooked On The High Seas

To be clear from the beginning: Oil Rush is very, very good. So good, in fact, you could call it a yardstick for the next generation of mobile games.

review · 12 years ago

Mini Golf MatchUp - Put With Friends

Since the popularity of turn-based, network games like Draw Something and Words With Friends, I’ve always found games like these bring out the competitive side of me.

review · 12 years ago

Ravensword: Shadowlands - So-So Swordplay

A warrior with a mysterious past tears across the countryside in search of answers about his circumstances.

review · 12 years ago

The Conduit HD - Awesome Action At Throwaway Price

There is no dearth of games in the Google Play store. However, very few games are of good quality.

review · 12 years ago

Gun Bros 2 - Ballistic Badassery

Two beefy bros exchange ham-hock high fives as the overhead timer counts down, jump-ramps illuminating the sides of the arena in a neon yellow glow.

review · 12 years ago

Pet Shop Story: Easter - Bring On The Bunnies!

I always find it hard to stick to any world building that requires too much time befor I actually get “rewarded” for my time and patience.

review · 12 years ago

Manuganu - A 3D Side Scrolling Platform Runner You Can’t Ignore

Platform running games are quite repetitive in nature and don’t offer too much variety in gameplay. Nevertheless, their fast paced action gives you a huge head rush that keeps you coming back for more.

review · 12 years ago

Catcha Catcha Aliens - The Path Is Never Straight

If you’re into running games with a unique, colorful twist, check out Catcha Catcha Aliens. Don’t let the, er, catchy title fool you – this game is not messing around.

review · 12 years ago

Heroes Of Destiny - A Hollow Tale

After a long, grueling battle against Graank – the nefarious (but squat) king of the goblin horde – Tiberus removed his helmet and raised his shield to deflect the glare of the mid-day sun.

review · 12 years ago

Bladeslinger - Slash Your Way Through The Wild West

When I got my first Android device in 2011, I was appalled by the dismal state of the Android Market (as the Play Store was known back then), and particularly by the games available…

review · 12 years ago

Abyss: The Wraiths of Eden - A Spooky Underwater Adventure Set to Enthrall You

Abyss: The Wraiths of Eden is an underwater mystery adventure involving a lost city, missing people, hidden objects, and supernatural creatures.

review · 12 years ago

The Simpsons: Tapped Out - D’oh! Help Homer Rebuild Springfield!

It’s a hilarious world-building game as Springfield blows up — and Homer is completely blameless.

review · 12 years ago

Real Racing 3 - A Free Racer At A Price

If you grew up in the 90s Gran Turismo was the game to have. A self-styled ‘real’ driving simulator series that has sold over 65 million copies.

review · 12 years ago

Draw Wars Free - An Automated Victory

When two hot chicks wearing military fatigues guard your slogan, you know the game’s gotta be good.

review · 12 years ago

Temple Run: Oz - Great and Powerful Indeed

Following its Disney tie-up, Temple Run: Brave, Disney Mobile and Imangi has teamed up for the second time with Temple Run: Oz.

review · 12 years ago

Roby Tumbler - Your Anti-Gravity Hero Fix

Roby Tumbler is yet another physics-based arcade game with a new twist. With its quirky graphics and an even quirkier premise, this game is a class on its own.

review · 12 years ago

Star Wars Pinball - Force Multiplier

Darth Vader never imagined himself playing pinball. At first, the game was a simple distraction, granting him a brief respite from gratuitous displays of the force.

review · 12 years ago

FLASHOUT 3D - Hovercraft Racing At Its Fastest

Cars and motorcycles are fun to race in the real world, but if all your high-speed driving happens on a screen, why stick to asphalt?

review · 12 years ago

Catch The Candy - Not As Easy As It Sounds

Catch the Candy is another physics-based game that follows in the success of other similar games like Cut the Rope, but with a lot of these already in the Play Store, does this game offer something different?

review · 12 years ago

AVP: Evolution - They’re Back And On Android

God damn when these two made history, combining two of my favorite movie franchises, the parameters of my world shifted into a new Utopian position.

review · 12 years ago

Toy Story: Smash It! - A Light Buzz

Buzz Lightyear stands on a rickety wooden scaffolding, pondering his immediate future as a demolitions expert.

review · 12 years ago

Cordy 2 - Get Wired Into An Electrifying Universe

Platformers are tricky games to play. It needs to be challenging enough to not get boring too soon, but leave enough fun element so it’s worth coming back to again and again.

review · 12 years ago

Rescue Roby HD - An Engaging Puzzler For All Ages

It’s not easy building a game that all age groups will enjoy — it has to be easy to get into, yet challenge players and offer variety in terms of gameplay, and look good to boot.

review · 12 years ago

Undead Slayer - Age Of Cleave

As the proverbial “horse you rode in on” turns-tail and abandons you in your greatest time of need, you unsheathe your absurdly humongous blade and focus on the approaching groans of the undead.

review · 12 years ago

Gangstar Rio: City of Saints - A Flat Faced GTA

If there’s one thing I hate it’s a copycat. That’s why Gangstar Rio has me so conflicted; how could I actually enjoy a game that is every inch a rip off of the GTA?
I’ll make no bones about it.

review · 12 years ago

Candy Crush Saga - A Sweet Escape

Candy Crush Saga not your ordinary match-three puzzle game. Cuteness doesn’t usually equate to a low level of difficulty.

review · 12 years ago

Rail Rush - A Thrilling Cart Ride

Despite the fact that it’s obviously inspired by Temple Run, Miniclip’s Rail Rush is not to be written off as a mediocre copy.

review · 12 years ago

Steampunk Racing 3D - Style Over Substance

There’s niche-targeted games, and then there’s Steampunk Racing 3D.

review · 12 years ago

King’s Bounty: Legions - Command Your Army To Greatness

The King’s Bounty series is back, and it’s on Android! For all you kids who were around in 2008, you might remember the PC title with the same name.

review · 12 years ago

Happy Jump - A Delicious Journey

There are tons of jumping games on the Play Store, with themes and characters ranging from tropical adventures to suburban mischief, it’s pretty easy to get confused as to which ones are really worth the download.

review · 12 years ago

Mission Of Crisis - When Furries Attack!

Two dogs slip into their military gear and strike-out to take on the evil forces of… cat zombies… in this simplistic and grammatically painful tap-and-shoot title.

review · 12 years ago

CKZ ORIGINS - A Less-Than-Ideal Mission

Zombies are a ton of fun until they catch up to you — so goes the saying.

review · 12 years ago

Heroes of Order & Chaos - Channel Your Justice

When I was younger, I used to play this game at the beach where I’d try to stay as close to the edge of the  surf as possible while not actually getting wet.

review · 12 years ago

Prehistoric Park - Not Your Ordinary Theme Park

If you like playing Theme Park, then you’re definitely going to enjoy Prehistoric Park just as much.

review · 12 years ago

Real Soccer 2013 - Not As Real As You’d Expect

Usually when Americans think of sports, they think football, baseball, or basketball.

review · 12 years ago

Royal Revolt! - YEAAA!

What do we want? YEAAA! When do we want it? YEAAA! Hey wait, I just found a rock in my shoe. YEAAA! No seriously, it hurts… YEAAA! Guys, what’s wrong with you? YEAAA! Your mom just called and she… YEAAA! That’s it, I’m leaving.

review · 12 years ago

Rise Of The Blobs - A Fruit-Fighting Adventure

Rise of the Blobs is a puzzle game with quite a literal twist. Don’t let the fruity exterior fool you — this game is challenging as it is addictive.

review · 12 years ago

Plague Inc - The End Is Nigh

Have a rough day at work? Sick and tired of a meager middle-class existence? Up to your neck in political BS and just want to tell the world exactly how you feel?

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