Ubisoft’s Assassin’s Creed Pirates has just received its first major update since its release.

If Android gaming fans were treated to a wealth of awesome games in 2013, they also had to endure some pretty bad ones.

You’ll please pardon me for coming into this review confused, because AC Pirates is a $5 purchase that started off feeling like a mini-game from the PC/console version, and then didn’t evolve into much else.